Joke's Database
Have fun searching 100181 jokes and pictures!

Rejected Abstinence Signs
Published: 2 weeks ago     submited by
Related: Men vs. Women (+5685)     

* Abstinence: Give Yourself a Hand!

* I say zip it – zip it good!

* Just because it’s the most pleasurable sensation you’ll ever feel in your lifetime doesn’t mean you should rush right out and experience it.

* Hey, do you want Ken Starr all over your ass?!

* Wham, Bam, Thank You Hand!

* Just Say Whoa!

* The Pope does it – now *you* can, too!

* Abstinence: It’s not just for quarrels anymore!

* Leave It Near Beaver

* Don’t think of it as less sex – think of it as more time to watch “Babylon 5” reruns.

* You’ve come a long way, Baby – for nothing!

* Abstinence: No f**kin’ way!

* Spend a little time away from the orifice.

* “Hello, this is President Clinton with an important message for young people…”

Share on Facebook!    Share on Twitter!    Share on Reddit!    Share on Stumbleupon!    Share on LinkedIn!    Share on Google!    Share with friends

Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.

© 2015