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Q: Why are men like blenders?

A: You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.

Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside, he noticed a bag labeled “Emergency Repair Kit”. Looking at it a little closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite inside.

Thinking that was a bit strange, he asked Sally what it was for.

She said, “It’s part of my emergency repair kit.”

Josh said, “I can see that, but why?”

Sally replied, “In case I have a flat and need to blow up one of my tires.”

Q: What do electri trains and breasts have in common?
A: they’re intended for children but men usually end up playing with them

Q: Why does a blonde wear panties?

A: To keep her ankles warm.

After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend’s new tele- phone number, I dialed him — and got a woman. “Is Mike there?” I asked. “He’s in the shower,” she responded. “Please tell him his girlfriend called,” I said and hung up. When he didn’t return the call, I dialed again. This time a man answered. “This is Mike,” he said. “You’re not my boyfriend!” I exclaimed. “I know,” he replied. “That’s what I’ve been trying to tell my wife for the past half-hour.”

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