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Q: Why don’t blondes like to make Kool-Aid?
A: They can’t get eight cups of water into that little packet.

The computer dating agency picked me out as an ideal boyfriend.
But who wants to go out with a computer!

A blonde and her brunette friend were talking. The blonde says, “I hate all the blonde jokes people say.”

“Oh, they are only jokes. There are alot of stupid people out there. Here I’ll prove it to you,” replies her brunette friend.

So they went outside and hailed a taxi driver.

“Please take me to 29 Nickle Street to see if I’m home,” said the brunette.

The taxi drove them and when they finally got out the brunette looked at the blonde and said, “See that guy was really stupid.”

“No kidding,” replies the blonde.” There was a pay phone just around the corner. You could have called instead.”

Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An interpreter.

* A guitar has a volume knob

* If you break a guitar’s G-string, it only costs $. 79 for a new one

* You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to

* You can unplug a guitar

* You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more

* Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset

* You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested

* You can have a guitar any color you want and no one will care

* You can make your guitar as tight as you want it just by turning a peg.

* If your guitar doesn’t make sounds you like, you can retune it

* You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar

* If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set

* You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to *your* liking

* If you scratch a guitar’s back, it’s unintentional, not required

* You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free

* It’s good to have a guitar that’s stretched out.

* You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed

* You can rent a guitar without worrying about who rented it before you.

* You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering.

* You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.

* A guitar doesn’t take half of everything you own when you sell it.

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