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There were 3 women, a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde.
All three work together. Each day their boss leaves an hour earlier, while the 3 stay and clean up.
One day when the boss had gone the brunette lady said “It’s not fair we shouldn’t stay an hour longer, lets go.”
So they left.
The next day they all said what they did.
“I had a romantic dinner with my husband,” said the brunette lady.
“I went to the beach with my boyfriend,” said the red haired lady.
And the blonde said, “I nearly got caught by the boss, because I went home and she was in the shower with my husband, so I quickly went out of the house!”

Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
A. More leg-room!

Q: Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
A: Because they are scared they might chip thier teeth!!!

1. “These flowers are for you.”

2. “Can I have your number?”

3. “You look beautiful.”

4. “I’ve enjoyed tonight.”

5. “What we have is special.”

6. “I love you.”

What a Man Wants

1. Sex

2. Sex

3. Sex

4. Sex

5. Sex

6. Sex

One day, a man walks into a dentist’s office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. “Eighty dollars,” the dentist says.

“That’s a ridiculous amount,” the man says. “Isn’t there a cheaper way?”

“Well,” the dentist says, “if you don’t use an anaesthetic, I can knock it down to $60.”

“That’s still too expensive,” the man says.

“Okay,” says the dentist. “If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I could get away with charging $20.”

“Nope,” moans the man, “it’s still too much.”

“Hmmm,” says the dentist, scratching his head. “If I let one of my students do it for the experience, I suppose I could charge you just $10.”

“Marvelous,” says the man, “book my wife for next Tuesday!”



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