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Q: Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?

A: When it’s time to go back to childhood, he’s already there.

Q: Why does a blond wear a tight skirt
A: To keep here legs closed

A blonde went out to her mail box and looked in, closed the door and went back in the house.

A few minutes later she went out and looked in the mail box again.

She did this several times and the neighbor that was watching her said, “You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into your mail box.”

“No,” the blonde answered, “I am working on my computer and it keeps telling me that I have mail!”

Q: What is the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead blond in the road?

A: There’s skid marks before the snake

Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?
A: She thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.



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