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Q: What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?
A:
At 8 – You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 – You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 – You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 – She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 – You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 – You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 – If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!!

This guy goes into a tattoo shop and requests to have a $100 dollar bill tattooed on his pecker. The tattoo artist asks why in the hell he wants that on his pecker.

The guy replies that he likes to play with his money, likes to watch his money grow and best of all, his wife can blow a $100 bucks without leaving the house.

Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex?

A. She opens the car door.

The husband finally wised up to the fact that his wife was less than faithful. He hired a private investigator to follow her and in less than a week, had all the information that he needed on the “other man”.
The husband convinced himself that his would still be a loving and trustworthy marriage had not this S.O.B. come onto the scene. Being a man of the 90’s and all, he decided to handle the matter in what he judged to be sophisticated and business-like manner.
He sent the following e-mail to his wife’s lover:

Sir,

It has been brought to my attention that for some time now you have been carrying on an affair with my wife. So that we may settle this matter in an intelligent fashion, please be at my office at 3 PM on Friday next.

The “other man” was highly amused by the husband’s formal manner and sent off the following reply at once:

Dear Sir,

I have received a copy of your mass mailing this morning. You may be advised that I will attend the scheduled conference in your Office’s auditorium.

Q: What Is A Blonde’s Most Frequently Used 4 Letter Word?
A: NEXT!



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