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A guy walked into the doctor’s surgery for an appointment. “Would you like to tell me your problem?” the pretty blonde receptionist asked. “I’ll need the information for the doctor.”

“It’s rather embarrassing,” the guy stammered. “You see, I have a very large and almost constant erection.”

“Well, the doctor is very busy today,” the receptionist cooed, “but maybe I can squeeze you in.”

Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!

Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?
A: She fell out of the tree.

“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”
she said looking lovingly into her husbands eyes.
“I don’t know, but I promise I’ll never do it again.”

Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the world
What was I wearing?



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