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Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

Q: Why did God give blonds 2% more brains than horses?
A: Because he didn’t want them shitting in the streets during parades.

Q: Why do men talk so dirty?
A: So they can wash their mouth out with beer.

Q: What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
A: Normal

Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
A: Three… one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.



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