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A blonde, brunette and a redhead walks into a bar and the bartender says if you go into the bathroom there’s a magic mirror in there if you tell it, something true it will give you a prize but if you tell it a lie you will be sucked inside forever so the Brunette walks in and says I think I’m the smartest girl in this bar then out pops the keys to her new mercedes benz then the redhead pops in and says I think I’m the prettiest girl in this bar and out pops a million dollars in cash out she runs too spend it as fast as she could then in comes the blonde she says I Think… then in a split second she is pulled into the mirror and never seen again.

Q: How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?

A: She fell out of the tree

Q: But why do brunettes take the pill?
A: Wishful Thinking.

A women on her deathbed called her husband and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found in the box, so he asked his wife what the eggs were for.

“Oh those”, she replied, “every time we had bad sex, I put an egg in the box”.

Not bad, the husband thought to himself, after 35 years of marriage, then he asked, “But what about the $7,000?”

“Oh that”, she replied, “every time I got a dozen I sold them.”

Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, “Hmmm, this person looks familiar.”

The second blonde says, “Here, let me see!”

So the first Blonde hands her the compact. She looks in the mirror and says, “You dumb ass, it’s me!”



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