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Q: Why don’t blondes breast feed their babies?
A: It hurts too much when they boil their nipples.

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started
back for his car, parked on the cemetery road. His attention was diverted
to a man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound
intensity, and kept repeating, “Why did you die? Why did you die?” The
first man approached him and said,
“Sir, I don’t want to interfere with your private grief, but this
demonstration of hurt and pain is more than I’ve ever seen before. For
whom do you mourn so deeply? Your Child? A parent? Who, may I ask, lies in
that grave?”
The mourner answered, “My wife’s first husband!… Why did you die? Why
did you die?”

Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.

Q: Could you be happy with a boy like me?
A: Maybe, If you weren’t around too often!

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