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A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.
The brunette keeps saying, “88, 88, 88…”
The blond calls to her as the cars and trucks wizz past, “What are you doing?”
“I’m counting cars,” comes the rely.
“Want to help?”
“Sure!” says the blond. She walks out to the middle of the highway to the brunette and starts saying “88, 88, 88..”
All the time the cars are dodging the two woman. Then a big semi drives by and runs over the blond.
The brunnette calmly walks down the highway, picks a new spot, and starts muttering, “89, 89, 89…”

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said “CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES”.
By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

What did you get your girlfriend for Christmas?
A bottle of toilet water, it cost a fortune.
If you’d have come round our house you could have had as much water from out toilet as you wanted for free!

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