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Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

A: “Look! they spelled MACY’S wrong.”

Q: How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?

A: There’s white out on the screen and lipstick on the joystick!

Q: Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?

A: The blonde – she is eighteen.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were competing in the English Channel Breast Stroke Competition. The redhead won, and the brunette came in second.
However, there was no sign of the final contestant. Hours and hours went by, causing grave concern and worry. Just as everyone was losing hope, the blonde finally arrived.
The crowd was extremely happy and relieved to see her. They embraced the young girl as she came ashore. After all of the excitement died down, she leaned over to the judge and whispered, “I hate to be a bad loser, but I think those other girls used their arms.”



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