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Q: Why did the blonde have lip stick on her steering wheel?

A: She was trying to blow the horn.

During one “generation gap” quarrel with his parents young Michael cried, “I want excitement, adventure, money, and beautiful women. I’ll never find it here at home, so I’m leaving. Don’t try and stop me!”

With that he headed toward the door. His father rose and followed close behind.

“Didn’t you hear what I said? I don’t want you to try and stop me.”

“Who’s trying to stop you?” replied his father. “If you wait a minute, I’ll go with you.”

Q: Why can’t blondes be pharmacists?

A: Because they can’t figure out how to fit the bottle in the typewriter.

Q: What do you call a blonde at university?

A: A visitor.

Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
A: Finger on chin I don’t know. Hits forehead Oh I get it!

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