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In light of the success of Viagra, chemists are developing a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in todays society. Here are a few of them: -

* DIRECTRA – a dose of this drug was given to 100 men before they went on a car trip. It caused 72 of them to stop and ask for directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of just 2 men.
* PROJECTRA – Men given this experimental drug were far more likely than normal to finish a household repair job before starting on the next.
* COMPLIMENTRA – In clinical trials, 82 out of 100 middle-aged men given this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. The drug is now being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.
* BUYAGRA – After taking this drug for only two days, married men reported an urge to buy their wives expensive jewellery and gifts.
* NEGA-SPORTAGRA – This drug has the effect of making men want to turn off SKY Sport and actually converse with other family members.
* FLATULAGRA – This complex drug makes it more pleasant to take long car trips with certain men.
* FLYAGRA – This drug is showing great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder).
* PRYAGRA – About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other people. Note: An accidental overdose turned three test subjects into “special prosecutors.”
* LIAGRA – This drug, which causes men to be more truthful when being asked about their affairs, will be available in Regular, Grand Jury and Politician strength versions.

Q: What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?
A: You shut the door.

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MOTHER-IN-LAW – When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER



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