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A true story. If she had killed herself, she’d be a shoe-in for the Darwin Award. Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, a blonde, new to boating, was having a problem. No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn’t get her brand new 22-foot Bayliner to perform.

It wouldn’t get on a plane at all, and it was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power she applied.

After about an hour of trying to make it go, she putted over to a nearby marina. Maybe they could tell her what was wrong.

A thorough topside check revealed everything was in perfect working order. The engine ran fine, the outdrive went up and down, the prop was the correct size and pitch.

So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.

Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer.

Q: How do you change a blonde’s mind?
A: Blow in her ear.

Q. Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio?

A. It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too.

Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
A: Eight — 1 to bake them and 7 to peel the M&M’s.

Once there was a blonde who walked into a shop. She saw something she needed on the shelf, so she walked up to the cashier and said, “How much is that TV up there?”

The cashier said, ” Im sorry ma’am but we don’t serve blondes here.”

Well the blonde still wanted it so she put on a brown wig and went back to the store again.

Once again she asked the cashier if she could buy the TV on the shelf.

The cashier answered the same,”I’m sorry ma’am but we don’t serve blondes here.”

The blonde put on a red wig and the same answer came from the cashier.

Furious, she asked the cashier, “How do you know I’m a blonde?!”

The cashier answered, “Because ma’am that is not a TV, it’s a toaster.”

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