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Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run, she’s got a hand grenade in her mouth!

Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering?

A: The noise gave her a headache

This older couple was sitting around their apartment; she was clipping coupons while he was reading the bible.

The old man said to his wife, “You know honey, everything you ever wanted to know about life is in here.”

She returned, “Well, maybe not EVERYTHING, dear.”

He replied back, “Sure, just name one thing I can’t find in here.”

She said, “PMS-you won’t find anything about it in there.”

He began flipping through the pages, going from one chapter to another, pausing for a few seconds only before going on to the next page. After about 10 minutes, he looked up at his wife and said, “Aha! Here it is, I told you everything was in here.”

Then he proceeded to begin reading the script “… and Mary rode Joseph’s ass…”

Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A: She’s been laid all over the country.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don’t. They’re born that way.

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