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Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don’t have to worry about blowing their brains out.

A painting contractor was speaking to a woman about a job. She sad she wanted the first room a pale blue. He wrote it down, went to the window opened it and yelled “GREEN SIDE UP.” They walked into the second room and she said she wanted it a soft yellow color. He wrote that down, went to the window opened it and yelled, “GREEN SIDE UP.” The woman was curious but didn’t say anything. They walked into the third room and she said she wanted a warm rose color. The painter wrote that down and went to the window and opened it, he yelled “GREEN SIDE UP.” Finally the woman asked, “why do you keep yelling that out the window?” “I’m sorry,” he replied, “but I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.

Here’s a list of camps you may NOT want to send your kids to:

Tommy Lee’s Camp Kickachick

Monica Lewinsky’s Camp Suckaweewee

President Clinton’s Camp Getahoochie

Ellen DeGeneres’s Camp Lickacoochie

Kenneth Star’s Camp Catchacrook

O.J. Simpson’s Camp Killachick

Lorena Bobbit’s Camp Cutaweewee

Tonya Harding’s Camp Clubaknee

Susan Smith’s Camp Blameabrotha

Pamela Lee’s Camp Lottatatas

Q: Why can’t blondes be pharmacists?
A: Because they can’t figure out how to fit the bottle in the typewriter.

Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
1. No mind
2. No business.

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