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There are two blondes and a brunette on an island. One of the blondes finds a bottle and a genie pops out. The genie says he will grant them one wish each (you get the picture)…

The first blonde says, “I need to get off this island, I wish for a rowboat.” With a flash, a rowboat appears and she rushes out into the ocean.

The second blonde says, “I need to get off this island, I need jetski”

With a flash, a jetski appears and she rushes out into the ocean, soon overtaking the first blonde.

The genie looks enquiringly toward the brunette, who with raised eyebrows, smiles and says,” Just give me a million dollars, I’ll take the bridge.”

Q: Why can’t a man eat like a bird?
A: Have you ever tried to pick up food with your pecker?

Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older.

One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can’t remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich.”

The second lady chimed in, “Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can’t remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down.”

The third one responded, “Well, I’m glad I don’t have that problem; knock on wood!” as she rapped her knuckles on the table, then told them “That must be the door, I’ll get it!”

Q: Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet?

A: So she wouldn’t wake up the Sleeping Pills.

Q: What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle?

A: A dope ring.



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