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Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?

A: After a dye job.

Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A: The dog of course. At least he’ll shut up after you let him in.

Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
A: So men can tell if they are coming or going.

I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar
looking for me and I asked for her number.

A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday
surprise by buying her a bra. He entered a ladies shop
rather intimidated, but the girls took charge to help him.

“What color?” they asked. He settled for white.

“How much does it cost?” he asked. “Twenty dollars.”
“Very good,” he thought. All that remained was
the size, but he hadn’t the faintest idea.

“Now sir, are they the size a pair of melons? Coconuts?
Grape fruits? Oranges?”

“No,” he said, “nothing like that.”

“Come on, sir, think. There must be something your wife’s
bust resembles.”

He thought long and hard and then looked up and said,
“Have you ever seen a Spaniel’s ears?”



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