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Q: What’s the definition of eternity?
A: 4 blondes at a 4 way stop.

Q: Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
A: Just when it’s getting interesting, they’re finished until next time.

The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners,

and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was

teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with

informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at

this stage of the plan.

The teacher then announced, “Ladies, exercise is good for

you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it

wouldn’t hurt you to take the time to go walking with your

partner!”

The room really got quiet.

Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.

“Yes,” replied the teacher.

“Is it alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk?”

Q: Why don’t blondes have elevator jobs?
A: They don’t know the route.

Q: Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
A: They don’t have enough time.



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