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Two men are playing golf when a funeral procession passes by on the street next to the green. One of the men takes off his hat and holds it over his heart. When the procession has passed, the other man says, “That was a nice gesture.”

“Well,” the first guy says, “After twenty years of marriage, it was the least I could do for her.”

Q: What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
A: When the power goes off.

Q: What do Brittney Spears and Babie have in common?
A: Blonde, stupid and plastic!

The Baltimore Police Department, famous for it’s superior K-9 unit, was somewhat taken back by a recent incident.

Returning home from work, a blonde haired women, had been shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcasted the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first on the scene.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the woman ran out on the porch, clapped a hand to her head and moaned, “I come home from work to find all my possessions stolen, I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send a BLIND policeman!”

Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
1. No mind
2. No business.

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