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Q: Why is the book “Women Who Love Too Much” a disappointment for many men?
A: No phone numbers.

Q: How did the blonde die while drinking milk?
A: The cow sat down!

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning.
Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel’s ear and she said, “Mable, did you know you’ve got a suppository in your left ear?”
Mable answered, “I have? A suppository?”
She pulled it out and stared at it.
Then she said, “Ethel, I’m glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is.”

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

Q: Why did God give every blonde two more brain cells than a cow?

A: So they don’t moo-moo when you pull on their titties.

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