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Q: What did the blonde’s mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?
A: “Just flush it like everybody else does.”

Q: What do you call eight blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted flakes.

Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A: The Dog of course… at least he’ll shut up after you let him in!

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
A: Well, the light bulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

Q: How do men sort their laundry?
A: “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.

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