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Q: How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they just sit there in the dark and complain.

Evelyn was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.

As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.

After a bit of small talk while resuming the journey, the Navajo woman noticed a brown bag in the seat next to Sally.

“What’s in the bag?” asked the woman.

Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, “It’s a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband.”

The Navajo woman was silent for a moment; then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder said, “Good trade.”

The husband finally wised up to the fact that his wife was less than faithful. He hired a private investigator to follow her and in less than a week, had all the information that he needed on the “other man”.
The husband convinced himself that his would still be a loving and trustworthy marriage had not this S.O.B. come onto the scene. Being a man of the 90’s and all, he decided to handle the matter in what he judged to be sophisticated and business-like manner.
He sent the following e-mail to his wife’s lover:

Sir,

It has been brought to my attention that for some time now you have been carrying on an affair with my wife. So that we may settle this matter in an intelligent fashion, please be at my office at 3 PM on Friday next.

The “other man” was highly amused by the husband’s formal manner and sent off the following reply at once:

Dear Sir,

I have received a copy of your mass mailing this morning. You may be advised that I will attend the scheduled conference in your Office’s auditorium.

Divorced? Instead of getting married again, why not find a woman you don’t like and just give her a house.

A husband from Long Island, kissed his wife goodbye and got into his Cadillac to drive to work in New York City. He’d gone about a mile when he remembered that he’d left something in the bedroom. So he turned the car around and drove back home.
When he walked into the bedroom, there was his wife, lying totally nude on the bed and the neighbor standing totally nude beside her.
The quick-thinking neighbor promptly went into a squatting position on the rug and said, “I’m glad you’re here, Mr. Jones, because I was just telling you wife that if she doesn’t pay the milk bill, I’m gonna shit all over the floor.”



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