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Or, the definition of mixed emotions – seeing your mother-in-law drive over the cliff in your new car.

A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A longblack hearse was followed by a second long black hearse and behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her were 200 women walking single file.
The woman couldn’t contain her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said “I am so sorry for your loss and I know now is a bad time to disturb you you but I’ve never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?”
The woman replied, “Well, that first hearse is for my husband.”
“What happened to him?”
“My dog attacked and killed him.”
“Well who is in the second hearse?”
The woman answered, “My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her.”
A poignant moment of silence passed between the two women.
“May I borrow the dog?”
“Get in line.”

Then there is the joke about the guy who was told by his doctor that he has only 6 months to live. He decides to move in with his mother-in-law, because living with her for 6 months will seem like forever.

One cannibal says to the other: “I can’t stand my mother-in-law.”
The other says: “Why don’t you just eat the vegetables?”

A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher.
“Are you a friend of the bride?” he asked.
“Certainly not,” she snapped, “I’m the groom’s mother.”

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