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Then there is the joke about the guy who was told by his doctor that he has only 6 months to live. He decides to move in with his mother-in-law, because living with her for 6 months will seem like forever.

One cannibal says to the other: “I can’t stand my mother-in-law.”
The other says: “Why don’t you just eat the vegetables?”

A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher.
“Are you a friend of the bride?” he asked.
“Certainly not,” she snapped, “I’m the groom’s mother.”

Two cannibals were sitting down eating lunch.
One says to the other, “You know, I just can’t stand my mother-in-law.”
The other one replies, “Forget about her! Just put her to the side and eat the mashed potatoes.”

I never forget a face, but in my mother-in-laws case I’m willing to make an exception.



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