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This woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he says, “I have to tell you something about your baby.”

The woman sits up in bed and says, “What’s wrong with my baby, Doctor? What’s wrong?”

The doctor says, “Well, now, nothing’s wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite.”

The woman says, “A hermaphrodite… what’s that?”

The doctor says, “Well, it means your baby has the… er… features… of a male and a female.”

The woman turns pale. She says, “Oh my god! You mean it has a penis… AND a brain?”

All wives are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

Q: Why don’t blondes eat bananas?

A: They can’t find the zipper.

Q: Why do women like intelligent men?

A: Opposites attract.

Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

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