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A guy was invited to an old friends’ home for dinner.
His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
The guy was impressed since he knew the couple had been married almost 70 years, and while the wife was off in the kitchen he said to his buddy, “I think it’s wonderful that after all the years you’ve been married, you still call your wife those pet names.”
His buddy hung his head. “To tell you the truth, I forgot her name about ten years ago.”

Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?

A: You get them on their back and they’re both screwed!

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: Why do blondes like to wear hoop earrings?
A: To hold their ankles in.

Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water.

The son comes running up to his mom and says, “Mommy, I saw ladies with breasts a lot bigger than yours!” The mom says, “The bigger they are, the dumber they are.” So he goes back to play.

Minutes later he runs back and says, “Mommy, I saw men with penises a lot bigger than Daddy’s!” The mom says, “The bigger they are, the dumber they are.” So he goes back to play.

Several minutes later he comes running back and says, “Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw, and the more they talked, the dumber he got!”



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