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A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him.

The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, “Yes, I can put you right.”

After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel. The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and

yells, “You swine, you gave me a woman’s ears!”

“Well, an ear is an ear. It makes no difference whether it is a man’s or a woman’s.”

“You’re wrong! I hear everything, but I don’t understand a thing!” screamed the man.

Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.
Brunette: Last night I had three orgasms in a row!
Judi: That’s nothing; last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.
Judi: (looking shocked) Oh, you mean with one guy.

Q: How does a blond commit suicide?
A: Jumps out the basement window.

Q: Why do blonds climb chain-link fences?

A: To see what’s on the other side.

Q: How do you know a blond has been using your computer?

A: When the joy stick is wet!



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