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Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.
Suzie comes along chomping on her bubblegum.
Suzie asked, “You wanna play doctor?”
Johnny replied, “NO, that too old fashioned. Spit out you gum, I wanna play president.”

Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home from school.
Danny says “I won’t be going to school tomorrow.”
“Why not?” asks Joey.
“I have to go to the hospital,” says Danny woefully.
“That’s awful,” says Joey. “Why do you have to go there? Are you sick?”
Danny shakes his head and replies, “I have to have a circumcision.”
Joey stops dead in his tracks, an expression of complete horror across his face, “That’s Horrible!” he cries, “Why, I had that done when I was born, and I couldn’t walk for MONTHS!”

One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom.
He opens the door, and what does he see, but his father, who had also come home for lunch, stripped naked, on top of his mother, also naked, heavily into the act of lovemaking.
Not wanting to traumatize the boy, the parents continue as if nothing was wrong.
Billy watches, and after a couple of minutes asks, “Daddy, can I climb on and have a horsie ride?”
“Of course, Son, we’re a family.”
So Billy climbs on and after a few more minutes his mother starts moaning and writhing wildly.
“Hang on Dad!”, cries Billy, “this is where me and the mailman usually falls off!”

Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf
of bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket.

Along come Priest Joe and he thinks to himself, “This is a good
opportunity to say something from the bible to Little Johnny.”

He walks up to Little Johnny and says, “I see Little Johnny that
you have the Staff of Life in one hand. What do you have in the
other?”

Little Johnny replies, “A loaf of bread Father.”

Little Johnny was going to a public school and he was doing very badly in maths. So his mother decided to put him into a Catholic school. When she got his report card at the end of the term, his marks in maths had improved tremendously.
So she asked him why. He replied “When I saw that naked guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they meant business”!



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