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Q: Why did the cook get arrested?
A: Because he beat up an egg!

A son comes to his dad and says:
- Dad, i gotta tell you something
- Ok, Quick and clear!
- 100 bucks

Q: What’s a snakes favourite subject in class?
A: Hissssstory.

Q: Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!

Little Benny and little Sarah are at Edgware infants’ school. One day during lunch, Sarah says, “Benny, do you want to play mummies and daddies with me?”
Benny replies, “OK. What do you want me to do?”
“I want you to communicate your thoughts,” she says.
“Communicate my thoughts?” says Benny, “I have no idea what that means.”
Sarah instantly smirks and with a knowing look says, “That’s fine then. You can be the daddy.”

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