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Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

A: Because his class was so bright!

Yo momma breath is so stank I look forward to her FARTS.
Yo momma cooks so badly yo family preys before they eat.
Yo momma has no teeth and they call her chewy.
Yo momma is like an Ice-cream cone every body gets a lick.
Yo momma like a bag of potato chips, “Free-To-Lay”.
Yo momma like a bowling ball she gets fingered thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more.
Yo momma like hardware stores 50 cents a screw.
Yo momma like a pony when you spank her she goes faster.
Yo momma like is like a hockey player she doesn’t change her pads for three periods.
Yo momma so black she got counted absent in night school!
Yo momma so black when she jumped in the pool, people screamed, “Oil spill”!!!!
Yo momma so dark she was trying to eat a tootsie roll, she ate her finger.
Yo momma so dirty I walked in your house and asked what was for dinner and yo momma jumped on the table spread her legs and said crabs.
Yo momma so greasy she uses a piece of bacon for a band-aid.
Yo momma so hairy that when you were born you got a carpet burn.
Yo momma so hungry that in 1951 she saw bus full of white people and said twinky!
Yo momma so nasty every time she craps she gotta take a shower because she can’t reach her butt to wipe it.
Yo momma so nasty I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo momma so nasty she wipes her butts before she craps.
Yo momma so short she does back flips under the bed!
Yo momma so skinny she could hula-hoop in cheerio.
Yo momma so skinny she could stand under the shower and not even get wet.
Yo momma so slow that you asked her if she know any thing, she was speechless.
Yo momma so small she has to stand on a nickel to pee on a dime.
Yo momma so smelly she had to have right guard AND left guard.
Yo momma’s chest is as her back.
Yo momma’s teeth are so yellow she spit butter.
Yo momma’s teeth are so yellow she walks in the street and slows down traffic.

Little Johnny’s father sat down next to him on the couch one day and said, “Okay, Johnny, once there was this big, black rooster, and it was sitting on a fence post. How many wings does the rooster have?”

Johnny replied, “It has two.”

Little Johnny’s father then asked, “How many eyes does the rooster have?”

Johnny replied, “It has two.”

Little Johnny’s father then asked, “Well then, how many legs do you think the rooster had?”

Johnny replied, “It has two, daddy.”

So then, Little Johnny’s daddy said, “Well then, a big white cat walks up to where the big black rooster is standing on the fence post and opens its mouth to hiss at the rooster. How many teeth does the cat have?”

Little Johnny scratched his head and replied, “I don’t know daddy, how many teeth does the cat have?”

Little Johnny’s daddy grabbed him by the arm and exclaimed, “Alright boy, how come you know so much about big black cock and so little about white pussy?”

A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked man. As the professor walked around the class checking the sketches he noticed that a sexy young coed had sketched the man with an erect penis.

The professor commented, “Oh, no, I wanted it the other way.”

She replied, “What other way?”

It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really nothing to do and all the kids are restless. The teacher says, “Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today.”
Little Johnny says to himself, “Good, I want to get outta here I’m smart and will answer the question”.
The teacher asked, “Who said ‘Four Score and Seven Years Ago’? Before Johnny could open his mouth, Joya said, “Abraham Lincoln”. The teacher said, “That’s right Joya. You can go”.
Johnny was MAD.
The teacher asked, “Who said, ‘I Have a Dream’?” Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, “Martin Luther King”. “That’s right Mary. You can go”.
Johnny was even MADDER than before.
The teacher asked, “Who said ‘Ask not, what your country can do for you’?” Before Johnny could open his mouth, Marol said, “John Kennedy”. “That’s right Marol. You can go”.
Johnny was BOILING MAD.
Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, “I wish these women would keep their mouths shut”.
The teacher asked, “WHO SAID THAT?”
Johnny said, “BILL CLINTON, CAN I GO NOW?”

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