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Little Johnny’s new baby brother was screaming up a storm.

He asked his mom, “Where’d we get him?”

His mother replied, “He came from heaven, Johnny.”

Johnny says, “WOW! I can see why they threw him out!”

Q: If a plane crashed on the border of England and Scotland, where would they bury the survivors?
A: you don’t bury survivors

Q. What button won’t you find in a tailor’s shop?
A. A Belly button!

When I grow up I’m going to marry the boy next door
I’m not allowed to cross the road!

Q: How does a witch tell time?
A: She looks at her witch watch.

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