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Q: What do they call reruns of “Hee Haw” in Alabama?
A: Documentaries.

Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonalds on Friday night in Iowa?
A: Prom.

A farmer’s crop was ruined for the year and he was having no luck at all. Then he heard a voice, “If you build it they will come.” He thought nothing of it at first but then he heard it again, “If you build it they will come.” So the farmer thought and thought, prayed and prayed, until finally, he knew what to do. A few months later he completed construction of his new strip club!

Q: What do rednecks call “Hee Haw”?
A: A documentary.

Rednecks don’t let friends drive home drunk, they get drunk and ride with them.



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