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Q: What did the redneck do with his his first 50 cent piece?
A: He married her!

Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger.
She gasped and gagged, and one Texan turned to the other and said, “That little gal is havin’ a bad time. I’m agonna go over there and help.”
He ran over to the young lady, held both sides of her head in his big, Texan hands, and asked, “Kin ya swaller?”
Gasping, she shook her head no. He asked, “Kin ya breathe?”
Still gasping, she again shook her head no.
With that, he yanked up her skirt, pulled down her panties and licked her on the butt.
The young woman was so shocked that she coughed up the piece of hamburger and began to breathe on her own.
The Texan sat back down with his friend and said, “Ya know, it’s sure amazin’ how that hind-lick maneuver always works !”

Q: What does a 13 year old girl from Tennesee say after sex?

A: Git offa me, daddy, you’re cruching my cigarettes!

Q: Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?
A: They would tell the women to try another brother.

A big-city counterfeiter decided the best place to pass off his phony $18 bills would be in some small hick Texas town. So, he got into his new wheels and off he went.
He found a tiny town with a single store. He entered the store and handed one of the bogus bills to the man behind the counter. “Can you change this for me, please?” he said.
The store clerk looked at the $18 bill a short time, then smiled and told the man, “Ah reckon so, Mister. Ya want 2 nines or 3 sixes?”

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