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Q: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A: A stamp.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Olive who?
Olive you!

Q: What did one pickle say to the other?

A: “You mean a great dill to me.”

Cabbage always has a heart;
Green beans string along.
You’re such a Tomato,
Will you Peas to me belong?

You’ve been the Apple of my eye,
You know how much I care;
So Lettuce get together,
We’d make a perfect Pear.

Now, something’s sure to Turnip,
To prove you can’t be Beet;
So, if you Carrot all for me
Let’s let our tulips meet.

Don’t Squash my hopes and dreams now,
Bee my Honey, dear;
Or tears will fill Potato’s eyes,
While Sweet Corn lends an ear.

I’ll Cauliflower shop and say
Your dreams are Parsley mine.
I’ll work and share my Celery,
So be my valentine.

Q: What would you get it you crossed Odie with the God of love?

A: A stupid cupid!

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