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Q: What do you call a very small valentine?

A: A valentiny!

* Don’t tell your partner about that perfect present you almost bought.
* Don’t give the same Valentine’s card you gave your partner last year.
* Don’t buy the wrong size/brand of anything.
* Don’t forget to wear clean underwear.
* Don’t tell your date you forgot your wallet… again.
* Don’t leave your date alone with your parents, room mates or pet.
* Don’t buy your partner household appliances for Valentine’s Day.
* Don’t give your partner an engagement ring that was meant for someone else.

Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

A: “I find you very attractive.”

Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
A: Sure, they’re very scent-imental!

Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?

A: Sure, they’re very scent-imental!



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