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Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!

Mary: “I can’t be your Valentine for medical reasons.”
John: “Really?”
Mary: “Yeah, you make me sick!”

A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?” – “You’ll know tonight,” he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it… only to find a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams.”

Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?

A: Sure, they’re very scent-imental!

Q: What did the cholcolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A: “I’m sweet on you!”



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