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Sales Ad at a Store:
“You Are My One and Only” Valentine’s Cards, now on sale: 4 for $5.

Before I met you, my heart was so famished,
But now I’m fulfilled… So make me a sammich!!!

Q: What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?

A: “I’m sweet on you!”

Q: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A: A stamp.

Before I met you, my heart was so famished,
But now I’m fulfilled… So make me a sammich!!!



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