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“Last year my wife sent me this card that said: ‘Take my heart – Take my soul.’ I mean, isn’t that just like a woman? Saving all the best parts for herself.”

Q: Why should you send your sweetie a Valentine?

A: Because you always heart the one you love!

Knock, Knock,
Who’s there?
Olive who?
Olive you!

Q: What is a vampire’s sweetheart called?

A: His ghoul-friend.

Q: What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean?
A: One is bored over a man the other is a man overboard.

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