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Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?

A: Stick with me and we’ll go places!

Q: What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
A: Ughs and kisses!

Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

A: “I find you very attractive.”

Q: What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

A: A hug and a quiche!

Mary: “I can’t be your Valentine for medical reasons.”
John: “Really?”
Mary: “Yeah, you make me sick!”

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