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Q: What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

A: A hug and a quiche!

Mary: “I can’t be your Valentine for medical reasons.”
John: “Really?”
Mary: “Yeah, you make me sick!”

Q: What did the Valentine’s card say to the stamp?

A: Stick with me and we’ll go places!

Q: Did adam and eve ever have a date?

A: No, but they dad an apple.

Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
A: Sure, they’re very scent-imental!



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