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Herman sure learned a lesson last year on Valentine’s Day. He gave this card to his wife extolling her virtues, beauty, and charm; said how lucky he was to have her; that he didn’t deserve such a good woman. Seems the more she thought about it, the more she agreed with him. She left him before the end of the month!

Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?

A: Forget-me-nuts!

Q: What did the pencil say to the paper?
A: “I dot my i’s on you!”

Q: What did one snake say to the other snake?

A: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.

Q: Did adam and eve ever have a date?

A: No, but they dad an apple.

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