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Q: What did the cholcolate syrup say to the ice cream?

A: “I’m sweet on you!”

Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

A: “I find you very attractive.”

Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?

Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?

A: Sure, they’re very scent-imental!

“Last year my wife sent me this card that said: ‘Take my heart – Take my soul.’ I mean, isn’t that just like a woman? Saving all the best parts for herself.”



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