Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A: If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!
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Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? A: If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy! 3 cups bread crumbs Stuff turkey. Bake at 350 degrees for 5 hours until corn pops and blows the turkey’s ass across the room! ‘Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn’t sleep. Tossing and turning with anticipation, I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes, I crashed through the ceiling. Floating into the sky, Q: What sound does a space turkey make? * You’re sure to get at least one of your favorite dishes. * The turkey never suffers from modesty. * You can nibble before dinner even if mom sees you. * You are expected to pass the dishes around. * There are always at least two kinds of desert, with or without whipped cream. * They give you the day off with pay to have dinner. * Thanksgiving dinner is a “sure” thing. * Seconds are encouraged. Take home, too!! * You’re expected to fall asleep after dinner. * You are expected to watch football BEFORE and AFTER dinner. |
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