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‘Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn’t sleep.
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned,the dark meat and white,
But I fought the temptation with all of my might.

Tossing and turning with anticipation,
The thought of a snack became infatuation.
So I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door,
And gazed at the fridge full of goodies galore.

I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
Till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground!

I crashed through the ceiling. Floating into the sky,
With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
But I managed to yell as I soared past the trees…
Happy eating to all! Pass the cranberries, please!

Q: Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving?

A: Because they couldn’t get the moose in the oven!

Keep your eye off the turkey dressing
It makes him blush!!!!

Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

A: Plymouth Rock!

Q. What sound does a space turkey make?

A. hubble, hubble, hubble.

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