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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pat.
Pat who?
Pat your coat on, and let’s go to the St. Patrick’s Day parade!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Don.
Don who?
Don be puttin’ down the Irish now!

Q: What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control his wife?

A: A bachelor.

Q: What would you get if you crossed a stupid boy with a well known Irish ballad?
A: “O Dummy Boy”!

Teacher: “Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?”
Student: “Because it was too far for them to crawl.”



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