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Q: What do you call George Washington’s false teeth?

A: Presidentures!

Q: Why is Abraham Lincoln like a bloodhound tracking someone?

A: They’re both on the (s)cent!

Q: Why did Abe Lincoln grow a beard?

A: He wanted to look like that guy on the five-dollar bill.

Q: What would you get if you crossed the first US president with an animated character?
A: George Washingtoon!

Q: Did Lincoln know that the North would win the Civil War?

A: After a while, he took it for Grant-ed!



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