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Teacher: “John, do you know Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address?”
Student: “No, Miss Frump. I thought he lived in Washington!”

Q: What do you call George Washington’s false teeth?

A: Presidentures!

Q: What do you call George Washington’s false teeth?

A: Presidentures!

Q: Why is Abraham Lincoln like a bloodhound tracking someone?

A: They’re both on the (s)cent!

Q: Why did Abe Lincoln grow a beard?

A: He wanted to look like that guy on the five-dollar bill.



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