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Teacher: “John, do you know Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address?”
Student: “No, Miss Frump. I thought he lived in Washington!”

Q: Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?
A: Because he couldn’t lie.

Q: Why is Abraham Lincoln like a bloodhound tracking someone?

A: They’re both on the (s)cent!

Q: Why did Lincoln wear a tall, black hat?
A: To keep his head warm!

Q: What would you get if you crossed the first US president with an animated character?

A: George Washingtoon!

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