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Q: What would you get if you crossed a gorilla with the sixteenth US president?

A: Ape Lincoln!

Teacher: “John, do you know Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address?”
Student: “No, Miss Frump. I thought he lived in Washington!”

Teacher: “John, do you know Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address?”
Student: “No, Miss Frump. I thought he lived in Washington!”

Q: Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?
A: Because he couldn’t lie.

Q: Why is Abraham Lincoln like a bloodhound tracking someone?

A: They’re both on the (s)cent!



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