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(to the tune of Silver Bells)

We’re on sidewalks, we’re on porches ,
Dressed in costumes to scare.
Through the city we’re ringing the doorbells
Trick or treating, candy eating,
Gooey stuff in our hair
But the most fun is shrieking out loud:

Shivery yells, Shivery yells
That’s the Halloween nitty-gritty
Moan and groan, leaves us alone
Halloween’s just one night a year.

Pumpkin Bells
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Dashing through the streets in our costumes bright and gay
To each house we go laughing all the way
Halloween is here, making spirits bright
What fun it is to trick-or-treat
And sing pumpkin carols tonight!

Oh Pumpkin bells, Pumpkin bells
Ringing loud and clear
Oh what fun great pumpkin brings
When Halloween is here.

Deck The Patch
(to the tune of Deck The Halls)

Deck the patch with orange and black Fa la la la la, la la la la
Take along your goody sack Fa la la la la, la la la la
Don we now our weird apparel Fa la la la la, la la la la
Toll the ancient pumpkin carol Fa la la la la, la la la la
See the great one rise before us Fa la la la la, la la la la
As we sing the pumpkin chorus Fa la la la la, la la la la
Follow him as he ascends Fa la la la la, la la la la
Join with true great pumpkin friends. Fa la la la la, la la la la

I’m Dreaming Of The Great Pumpkin
(to the tune White Christmas)

I’m dreaming of the great pumpkin
Just like I do this time each year.
When he brings nice toys
To good girls and boys
Who wait for him to appear.

I’m dreaming of the great pumpkin
With every pumpkin card I write.
May your jack-o-lanterns burn bright
When the great pumpkin visits you tonight.

A guy goes to a costume shop and says, “I’m going to a costume party as Adam and I need a fig leaf.”
The girl brings out a fig leaf. He says, “Not big enough.”
She brings out a bigger one. He says, “Still not big enough.”
She brings out a huge fig leaf. He says, “Still not big enough.”
She says, “Listen, Ace, why don’t you just throw it over your shoulder and go as a gasoline pump?”

Keep your eye off the turkey dressing
It makes him blush!!!!



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