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Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo.

Q: Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
A: It was Valenswine’s Day!

(to the tune of “White Christmas”)

I’m dreaming of the great pumpkin
Just like I do this time each year.
When he brings nice toys
To good girls and boys
Who wait for him to appear.

I’m dreaming of the great pumpkin
With every pumpkin card I write.
May your jack-o-lanterns burn bright
When the great pumpkin visits you tonight.

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