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Q: What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
A: Santapplause!

Q: Where does Dracula water ski?
A: On Lake Erie.

Q: What sound does a space turkey make?
A: Hubble, hubble, hubble.

Q: Why did the vampire’s lunch give her heartburn?

A: It was a stake sandwich.

Q: Why don’t the polar bears eat the penguins?

A: Because they can’t get the silver paper off!

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