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The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office. “How was work, dear?” his wife asks.
“Listen! I don’t want to talk about work!” he shouts.
“Okay. Would you like to sit down and eat a nice home cooked meal?” she asks nicely.
“Listen!” he shouts again. “I’m not hungry! I don’t wanna eat! All right! Is that all right with you? Can I come home from work and just do my own thing without you forcing food down my throat? huh?”
At this moment, the wolf man started growling, and throwing things around the apartment in a mad rage.
Looking out the window, his wife sees a full moon and says to herself, “Well, I guess it’s that time of the month.”

The little girl would have bought her grandmother a box of handkerchiefs for Christmas, but she couldn’t do this as she said she didn’t know the exact size of her grandmother’s nose.

Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fast food?

A: A guy with very high blood pressure…

Q: Why wasn’t the vampire working?
A: He was on his coffin break.

Q: Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank?

A: He was caught drinking on the job.

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