Q: Why is a ghost such a messy eater?

A: Because he’s always a goblin.

Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
“Ether”!
“Ether” who?
“Ether” Bunny!

Q: What did the little ghost eat for lunch?

A: A booloney sandwich!

Q: Who has a broom and flies?

A: A jelly-covered janitor.

Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
A: You wake up wet!