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Q: What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A: Toasty ghosty.

- 1. Up on the Mousetop
- 2. Have Yourself a Furry Little Christmas
- 3. Joy to the Curled
- 4. I Saw Mommy Hiss at Santa Claus
- 5. The First Meow
- 6. Oh, Come All Ye Fishful
- 7. Silent Mice
- 8. Fluffy, the Snowman
- 9. Jingle Balls
- 10. Wreck the Halls

11. It’s on nearly every calendar.

10. Helps relieve cabin fever.

9. Spring or not, it’s six weeks till St Urho’s Day.

8. Forecast is no less reliable than the National Weather Service.

7. At least one of them critters is bound to see things your way.

6. Valentine’s Day is too depressing for nerds.

5. Unlike the Easter bunny, he keeps his dirty paws outside.

4. As they used to say on radio: “The Shadow knows”.

3. It’s fun to say “Punxsutawney”.

2. If a rodent can bring us an early spring, more power to him.

1. In Minnesota, either way we come out ahead.

Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise

Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?

A: A receding hareline.



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