Q: What do you call a duck that just doesn’t fit in?
A: Mallardjusted.

Q: What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

A: Spelling.

Q: What do you call two witches living together?
A: Broommates.

Q: Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
A: Oh, yes. He’s a rabbit fan!

I wish you all a HAPPY FOURTH.
I’d like to tell you now
Get a pencil; write this down
I’m gonna tell you how.

Pass it on to all your friends
Just tell them what you heard.
The way to have a happy FOURTH
Is buy a FIFTH on the THIRD!