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Doctor, Doctor I’m scared of Father Christmas!
Doctor: You’re suffering from Claus-trophobia.

Q: How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
A: All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.

Q: What do you call eyeglasses for a ghost?
A: Spooktacles!

Q: What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?

A: Cross-mouse cards!

Q: What’s red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?
A: Colored scrambled eggs!

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