Teacher: “Jenny, what do you know that has stars and stripes?”
Jenny: “A movies about a zebra!”

Q: How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
A: Hoppy Easter!

Q: What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling!

Q: What would you get if you crossed an Irishman with a basketball star?
A: Eire Jordan!

Q: What would you call it if your wedding day was Decembr 25?

A: A Marry Christmas!