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* 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year.
* 2000: I will read at least 10 books a year.
* 2001: I will read 5 books a year.
* 2002: I will read some articles in the newspaper this year.
* 2003: I will try and finish the comics section this year.

* 1999: I will get my weight down below 170.
* 2000: I will watch my calories until my weight is below 200.
* 2001: I will follow my new diet until I get below 220.
* 2002: I will work out once a week.
* 2003: I will drive past a gym at least once a week.

* 1999: I will pay off my bank loan promptly.
* 2000: I will pay off my bank loans promptly.
* 2001: I will be totally out of debt by next year.
* 2002: I will try to pay off the debt interest by next year.
* 2003: I will try to be out of the country by next year.

A young man at a New Year’s party turns to his friend and asks for a cigarette. “I thought you made a New Year’s resolution to quit smoking,” his friend says. “I’m in the process of quitting,” the man says. “Right now, I am in the middle of phase one.” – “What’s phase one?” – “I’ve quit buying.”

A young man at a New Year’s party turns to his friend and asks for a cigarette. “I thought you made a New Year’s resolution to quit smoking,” his friend says. “I’m in the process of quitting,” the man says. “Right now, I am in the middle of phase one.” – “What’s phase one?” – “I’ve quit buying.”

Millennia are fairly common things:
In a billion years are quite a few.
Long or short, their roundness pleasure brings:
Life needs some pretext to begin anew.
Each millennium’s a fresh, blank page:
No future ever stretched so fair and far.
Now we wait upon the empty stage
In hopes we’ll catch a glimpse of who we are.
Underneath is something vast and free:
Millennia are chains across a sea.

Hope is often rented by the year.
A ceremony helps ensure the signing.
People like transitions to be clear,
Preferably at moments when they’re dining.
Yet as a rental flat can be a home,
No one wants to terminate this lease.
Each thinks hope too poor a risk to own
While needing its bright arc for inner peace.
Years therefore start with hope again renewed
Even as the old year’s wishes die.
After all the books have been reviewed,
Ring in the New Year!–with a gentle sigh.



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