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On the night of a Halloween costume
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On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having trouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife got mad and stormed out of the room. Fifteen minutes later she came back completely naked except for a lemon between her legs.
The husband looked at her for a moment and then stormed out of the room himself. A few minutes passed and then he returned with a potato around his penis.
The wife gave him a quizzical look and the husband said, “If you’re going as a sour-puss, I’m going as a dictator.”

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