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Q: What do you get when you cross a were-wolf with a drip-dry suit?
A: A wash-and-werewolf.

On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having trouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife got mad and stormed out of the room. Fifteen minutes later she came back completely naked except for a lemon between her legs.
The husband looked at her for a moment and then stormed out of the room himself. A few minutes passed and then he returned with a potato around his penis.
The wife gave him a quizzical look and the husband said, “If you’re going as a sour-puss, I’m going as a dictator.”

Q: What type of dog do vampire’s like the best?
A: Bloodhounds…

Q: Where did the goblin throw the football?

A: Over the ghoul line.

Q: What kind of hot dogs do werewolves like best?
A: Hallowieners.



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