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Q: What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a Christmas drink?

A: Ground Nog Day!

11. It’s on nearly every calendar.

10. Helps relieve cabin fever.

9. Spring or not, it’s six weeks till St Urho’s Day.

8. Forecast is no less reliable than the National Weather Service.

7. At least one of them critters is bound to see things your way.

6. Valentine’s Day is too depressing for nerds.

5. Unlike the Easter bunny, he keeps his dirty paws outside.

4. As they used to say on radio: “The Shadow knows”.

3. It’s fun to say “Punxsutawney”.

2. If a rodent can bring us an early spring, more power to him.

1. In Minnesota, either way we come out ahead.

Q: What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher?
A: He became a pound hog!

Q: Why was the groundhog depressed about his den?
A: He was having a bad lair day!

Q: What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher?

A: He became a pound hog!



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