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Q: What’s green, has four legs, and jumps out of its hole on February 2?
A: The ground frog!

Q: What happens if the ground log sees its shadow?

A: We’ll have six more weeks of splinters!

11. It’s on nearly every calendar.

10. Helps relieve cabin fever.

9. Spring or not, it’s six weeks till St Urho’s Day.

8. Forecast is no less reliable than the National Weather Service.

7. At least one of them critters is bound to see things your way.

6. Valentine’s Day is too depressing for nerds.

5. Unlike the Easter bunny, he keeps his dirty paws outside.

4. As they used to say on radio: “The Shadow knows”.

3. It’s fun to say “Punxsutawney”.

2. If a rodent can bring us an early spring, more power to him.

1. In Minnesota, either way we come out ahead.

Q: What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a Christmas drink?

A: Ground Nog Day!

Q: What’s green, has four legs, and jumps out of its hole on February 2?

A: The ground frog!



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