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Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!

Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A: Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Q: How do you catch a unique bunny?

A: UNIQUE UP ON IT!

Q: Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor?

A: Rabbit De Niro!

* You only get laid once.

* You only get eaten once.

* It takes you three minutes to get hard.

* The only person who sits on your face is your mother.

* You come in a box with eleven other guys!!!

* You get tossed in the trash when they’re finished with you.



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