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Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?

A: Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric)

Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
“Ether”!
“Ether” who?
“Ether” Bunny!

* You only get laid once.

* You only get eaten once.

* It takes you three minutes to get hard.

* The only person who sits on your face is your mother.

* You come in a box with eleven other guys!!!

* You get tossed in the trash when they’re finished with you.

Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise

Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?

A: A receding hareline.



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