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* You only get laid once.

* You only get eaten once.

* It takes you three minutes to get hard.

* The only person who sits on your face is your mother.

* You come in a box with eleven other guys!!!

* You get tossed in the trash when they’re finished with you.

Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day’s work?
A: Tired.

Q: Where does Valentine’s Day comes after Easter?

A: In the dictionary.

Q: What do ducks have for lunch?
A: Soup and quackers!

Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?

A: Because he had a eggache! (headache)



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