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Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.

A reason Santa has to be a man: No woman is going to wear the same outfit, year after year.

Q: How do cats greet each other at Christmas?

A: “A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year!”

On the twelfth day of Christmas my human gave to me:

Twelve bags of catnip,

Eleven tasty cat treats,

Ten ornaments hanging,

Nine wads of tissue,

Eight peacock feathers,

Seven stolen Q-tips,

Six feathered balls,

Five milk jug rings,

Four munchy house plants,

Three running faucets,

Two fuzzy mice,

And a hamster in a plastic ball!!

Q: What would get if you crossed St. Nick with Jon Arbuckle?

A: Santa Clod!

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