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What’s Scrooge’s favorite Christmas game?
Mean-opoly.

1. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?

2. Wanna see my 12-inch elf?

3. I`ve got something special in the sack for you!

4. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

5. I know when you’ve been bad or good… so let’s skip the small talk, sister!

6. Some of my best toys run on batteries.

7. Interested in seeing the “North Pole”? (Well, that’s what the Mrs. calls it)

8. I see you when you’re sleeping… and you don’t wear any underwear, do you?

9. Screw the “nice” list – I’ve got you on my “naughty” list!

10. Wanna join the “Mile High” club?

One time Father Christmas lost his underpants.
That’s how he got the name Saint Knickerless!

(to the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

You better come out, you better not cry.
You better not pout, I’m telling you why -
Santa Claus is wearing a gown!

He’s making the switch, he’s leaving his wife.
He’s gonna come out, to start a new life -
Santa Claus is wearing a gown!

A secret he’s been keeping, it’s made him awful tense.
He knows it will be better now, whence comes down off that fence.

So you better come out, you better not cry,
you better not pout, I’m telling you why -
Santa Claus is wearing a gown!

What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas’ sleigh and is made of cement?
I don’t know.
A reindeer!
What about the cement?
I just threw that in to make it hard.



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