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Q: What was wrong with the boy’s brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?
A: Forty feet of track – all straight!

Q: What is a monster’s favorite Christmas poem?
A: “The Fright Before Christmas!”

Q: What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
A: Santapplause!

Q: Why don’t the polar bears eat the penguins?

A: Because they can’t get the silver paper off!

Q: What do you call the reindeer with cotton wool in his ears?
A: Call him anything you like – he won’t hear you!

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