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Q: What do you give nin-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

A: I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!

“Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
“Next time, take off the candles.”

Q: Why couldn’t prehistoric man send birthday cards?

A: The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Q: What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?
A: “Happy Birthday To Gnu!”

Q: Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

A: On his birthday flake!

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