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Q: What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A: A birthday pheasant!

“Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
“Next time, take off the candles.”

Q: Why did the wife not put birthday candles on her husband’s birthday cake?
A: It was not that she did not want to make him feel old, she wanted to save the environment.

It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.
‘Oh, I don’t know ,’ she said . ‘Just give me something with diamonds.
That’s why I’m giving her a pack of playing cards.

Q: Did you hear about the dancer’s birthday?

A: It was a tappy one!

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