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Q: What party game do rabbits like to play?

A: Musical Hares.

Q: What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?

A: Mice cream and cake!

Q: What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
A: “Hi, Buster.”

At last – Today’s your Special(1) Day!
The World(2) all stops to shout hooray(3)!
We(4) wish you peace and joy and fun
Today you’re the exalted(5) one.

Footnotes:

1. Except where this day is a holiday celebrated by other cultures, or others whose birthday should fall on this day, respecting the effect of the International Dateline.
2. Or, more properly, the portion of the world immediately surrounding you, which may differ significantly in any way from other cities, towns, or countries, all of which are valid and important in their own right.
3. Except persons speaking other languages, who may shout whatever version of “hooray” their specific culture supports.
4. “We” being any who consent to such a wish, not including persons of differing viewpoints who may dissent.
5. Not to imply others may be any less exalted, either today, or on their own birthdays, or any day of their choosing.

“Look at ME!!” boasted the fit old man, pounding a very flat and firm stomach, having just finished 100 situps before a group of young people.

“Fit as a fiddle! And you want to know why? I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, I don’t stay up late, and I don’t chase after loose women!!”

He smiled at them, teeth white, eyes aglitter, “And tomorrow — tomorrow, I’m going to celebrate my -90th- birthday!!”

“Oh, really?” drawled one of the young onlookers, “How?”



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