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Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

A: Because it was marble cake!

Q: What do you give nin-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

A: I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!

Q: Did you hear about the flag’s birthday?
A: It was a flappy one!

Q: How can you tell that you’re getting old?
A: You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

Q: What does a clam do on his birthday?

A: He shellabrates!



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