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Q: Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

A: In a cat-alogue!

Q: What do birthday candles and the Buffalo Bills have in common?

A: They get blown out on the same day every year.

Q: Why couldn’t prehistoric man send birthday cards?

A: The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Q: What did the big candle say to the little candle?

A: “You’re too young to go out.”

Q: Why did the wife not put birthday candles on her husband’s birthday cake?

A: It was not that she did not want to make him feel old, she wanted to save the environment.

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