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When I was a child my family were so poor that the only thing I got on my birthday was a year older.

My Husband said he wanted a tie for his birthday that matched the color of his eyes – but where can you find a bloodshot tie?

My wife refuses to use Inter Flora for people’s birthdays. She says she doesn’t think people would like margarine as a present.

Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

A: Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!

It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.
‘Oh, I don’t know ,’ she said . ‘Just give me something with diamonds.
That’s why I’m giving her a pack of playing cards.

Q: Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

A: On his birthday flake!

Q: What party game do rabbits like to play?

A: Musical Hares.

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